Subject: Answer or you suck
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Monthly Archives: October 2009
Ahh, the Good Old Days of Wood on the Bus
Subject: For frequent “getting busy”
Body: Remember when your tool got “wooden” in class or in school-bus? Our pellets give better results! Bump her all the time!
Bust Out the Dictionary
Subject: Be really licentious tonight Bump her all the time!
Body: Enduring strength of a man
Painkillers have never been that effective. Proven ingredients at the service of your health!
For having all-night fun
Wow, we are using big words today!
Licentious (lī-sĕn’shəs)
- Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
- Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.
Stay on Target
Subject: Target: her G-spot!
Text: Arousal superPilules! Girls aren’t skeptical with men, who are always able to give satisfaction!
Clean Cookies
Subject: Clean your cookies
I have no idea.
The Lovers Academy!
Text: Weekly Highlights From the National Lovers Academies
Everything else in this email were links to virus infested web sites, but anything called the National Lovers Academies is worth a mention.
The Screams ‘High Quality Education’
Subject: its your now
Text: You want to be better? Get your self a better educational status
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ring us, and leave your name with number so we can call you back
They will learn us real good.
Kill Two Birds with One Stone
Subject: WE CAN HELP YOU INCREASE YOUR OWN HAIR NATURALLY. (PACK AGAINST IMPOTENCE
Text: GIVE WOMEN MORE HOURS OF LOVE – ONLINE PILLS
Wait, do these pill help me grow hair or give women more hours of love? Or both? That’s not a bad idea, how long until we see a Rogain/Viagra combo drug?
Focusing on Quality Service
Subject: Flawless drug Offer
Text: Your pill Service
Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board
we offer the easiest way to stay hard in bed!
Really? Because I think sleeping on a board might be even easier.