Subject: For frequent “getting busy”
Body: Remember when your tool got “wooden” in class or in school-bus? Our pellets give better results! Bump her all the time!
Ahh, the Good Old Days of Wood on the Bus
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Category Archives: Pharmacy
Bust Out the Dictionary
Subject: Be really licentious tonight Bump her all the time!
Body: Enduring strength of a man
Painkillers have never been that effective. Proven ingredients at the service of your health!
For having all-night fun
Wow, we are using big words today!
Licentious (lī-sĕn’shəs)
- Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
- Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.
Kill Two Birds with One Stone
Subject: WE CAN HELP YOU INCREASE YOUR OWN HAIR NATURALLY. (PACK AGAINST IMPOTENCE
Text: GIVE WOMEN MORE HOURS OF LOVE – ONLINE PILLS
Wait, do these pill help me grow hair or give women more hours of love? Or both? That’s not a bad idea, how long until we see a Rogain/Viagra combo drug?
Focusing on Quality Service
Subject: Flawless drug Offer
Text: Your pill Service
Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board
we offer the easiest way to stay hard in bed!
Really? Because I think sleeping on a board might be even easier.
If Love-Act Must Happen
Subject: Path and explanation
Text:
1. If love-act Must happen
2. Establish male-woman connection
3. Loss of male strength?
If your love-act must happen, you would be best to not lose any male strength. Because that will cause all kinds of problems with your male-woman connection.
Ever Slept in a Car?
Subject: Ever slept in car?
Text: I don’t want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!
But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won’t feel shame and she won’t dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don’t lose – you better buy our pellets for discount prices!
I’m still trying to figure out the sleeping in the car bit.
Encourage Your Penetrator
Subject: Ardor in, routine out!
Text: Encouraging your penetrator for real deeds – this is what our supplement =
does better than other ones!
For having all-night fun
Ardor – ar·dor (är’dər)
1. Fiery intensity of feeling. See synonyms at passion.
2. Strong enthusiasm or devotion; zeal: “The dazzling conquest of Mexico gave a new impulse to the ardor of discovery” (William Hickling Prescott).
3. Intense heat or glow, as of fire.
Impulse of Manliness
Impulse of Manliness
I just like this subject for another SPAM trying to sell you “Licensed goods for treating many kinds of ailments!”.
When do I have time to rest?
Getr some rest tongiht with Ambien..
How on earth am I going to have time to rest at night if I purchase all the Viagra these same spammers are trying to sell me?